AcediaHQThe desk for trade shops

Plumbing, HVAC, electrical, roofing, landscaping, locksmiths, pool. One to ten people.

You are losing jobs you never hear about.

We find out why. Then we go and fix it. Finding out is free. See the price

Scan my site(954) 779-5798Read a real report

Now point it at yours.

Free, outside-in, nothing to install. Thirty seconds to a report link.

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  • Where your inquiries go after hours
  • Whether your number dials from a phone
  • What Google can actually read about you
  • Whether your reviews are anywhere a customer looks
  1. 01

    We look at your shop the way a customer does.

    Your website, your search presence, and what a customer finds before they call. We do not need a login and we do not need a call.

  2. 02

    You get a report. Plain English.

    What is broken, what it is costing you, what we would do about it. Yours to keep, even if you never speak to us again.

  3. 03

    You pick one thing. We run it.

    In your accounts, on your number. Nothing to log into. Cancel any month.

This is what you get back.

Every finding says the same three things. What we saw. What it means. What we would do about it.

Every claim cited back to its source. No slide deck. No meeting to explain it.

What else we look at
Written reportSample · Not a real shop
A plumbing shop · Mid-size US cityChecked against 28 source facts

Good at the work, quiet on the outside: calls roll to voicemail, the form sleeps through weekends, and nothing on the site shows or asks for a review.

Modelled annual leak$110,000 – $180,000 a year

  1. No booking option and no short form, a customer ready to book still has to phone.

    The jobs that start at ten at night go to whoever answers.

    We runA booking link and text-back on your own number, answered inside minutes.

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  2. The only way to reach the shop is a form fill.

    A Saturday inquiry sits until Monday. By then she has booked whoever wrote back.

    We runForms, calls and texts answered on your own number, booked when your rules are clear and sent to your phone when they are not.

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  3. The site names eleven towns it covers. No structured data names any of them.

    Google has to guess where the shop works, the listing drifts from what the site says.

    We runLocalBusiness markup naming the real towns, then kept in line.

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  4. Nothing on the site shows a review or asks for one.

    Proof of the work is invisible, and nobody is asking after a paid job.

    We runOne review ask, sent after a job is paid. Not a review farm.

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Sample findings, shortened. A real report runs longer, cites every claim back to its source, and is specific to your shop. Read a full report →

You pick one. We do the work.

We do not do
  • Quoting your jobs
  • Hiring your techs
  • A cut of your ad spend
  • A dashboard to log into
  • A person in a chair
  • A report and then a handshake
FreeThe scan and the report
$1,500The basics, set up once, page, listing, first clips
$2,500Setup. The first fixes, built and live
$997A month after that, cancel any time

Nothing to pay to start, and no card. Setup is invoiced when the first fixes are live, not before. Just need the basics, a page, the listing, the first job clips? That starts at $1,500. The ads are $450 a month on top when you want them, your lead spend paid to Google directly. Anything built specially for your shop is quoted separately, from $1,500. You never pay both setups, the report tells you which one your shop needs. What you get for it

Asked before.

No, and we will not pretend otherwise. It is software we build for your shop and then watch. We read the first ten conversations ourselves before anything runs unattended, and we keep checking after that. We are not going to tell you every message gets read forever, because that is not true.

There is not one, but here is the honest version: the scan runs itself, so there is no waitlist, what is limited is the work after it, which is why we onboard a few shops at a time and the first ten keep the $997 rate for as long as they stay. If you read the report, fix everything yourself and never speak to us again, that is a fine outcome and it has cost you nothing. You keep the document either way.

We build and run one thing off your report, then add one more each month. Most shops start with the phones and forms, answered on your existing number, with a Friday text of what came in and what booked. After that it might be invoice chase, review asks, or your listings. Same price either way. One desk, one bill.

Setup is $2,500 once, which covers the first fixes off your report, built and live. After that it is $997 a month to keep them running and to get one more thing off the report each month. You can cancel at the end of any month and everything stays in your accounts. Anything built specially for your shop is a separate quote, from $1,500.

No. The report tells you what is visibly broken, because that part is measurable from outside. What we actually run is the work behind it, the asking, the answering, the chasing that nobody has time for. We do not touch your ad spend and we do not sell you a retainer for reports.

It stops and texts you. Prices, emergencies, calendar clashes and anything unusual go to your phone rather than getting a guess. Something that invents an answer costs you more than a missed call.

Once the first thing off your report is live in your tools and running. There is no checkout button on this page on purpose, you see how it works on the call first, and we would rather turn you away than take money for something that is not going yet.

Whatever you tell us. Outside them it takes the message, books the job if your rules are clear enough, or sends it to your phone. Nobody is awake on your behalf and we are not going to claim otherwise.

You already have a CSR, a dispatcher or ServiceTitan. Your real bottleneck is crew capacity, not the phone. You want software to log into. Or you want a human receptionist, in which case hire one, and we will tell you the same thing on the call.

Want to know what it is costing you?

Put your website in. It takes ten seconds and you owe us nothing.

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Or call (954) 779-5798, the same desk answers it.